Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room