dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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