god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No...this little piggys going to the bar
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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