so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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