im drinking this country out of the recession.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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