I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
handjob tips. give me some.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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