I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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