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  • Guys will ALWAYS be able to give himself a better handjob than you ever can. Tip: Use mouth, push on area between balls and ass with hand. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:02pm
  • we've been practicing giving our selves handjobs for a good chunk of our lives, leave that to the pro. this is why god made us unable to suck our own dicks, get to work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:27pm
  • 10:40 who says they are guys? Any girl worth getting with (including myself) knows that blowjobs are a hell of a lot better than a tug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:49pm
  • key to a good handjob - use your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Don't knock a good handy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Hand Job is a Man Job. Blow Job is Yo Job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:19pm
  • hanjobs are only acceptable when in a populated area where giving head would be wayy to obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Y'all are stupid. It might not be a kid maybe it's a 20 year old who is waiting to have sex until married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Tipping is not a city in China!

    Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 13, 10 at 2:47pm
  • I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. Watching a girl get into stroking my cock is is one of the best things life has to offer. That and mangos, I fucking love mangos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:38am
  • why not just do it yourself? unless I'm driving hand jobs suck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:32am
  • what are you 12 or something??? either suck it fuck it or leave it alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:26am
  • 11:19 you are the love of my LIFE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:17am
  • Do it at a medium pace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:03pm
  • 4:59 - manual (hand) sex performed on a female = fingering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Nothing wrong with a decent handjob mixed in with some dirty talk, ball cupping and a finish over the tits and stomach. \ Start it off slow, build up the speed, slow it down a few times, dont grip too hard and remember to make sure you hand strokes it under the head where all the nerves are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:15am
  • Yeh stl!

    Submitted by libbyrxox on Aug 23, 10 at 11:35pm
  • No shit Capt Obvious that's the whole point Men don't want Handjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:20pm
  • hey 9:04, nothing wrong with a surprise handy...as long as it eventually turns to dome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Handjobs are only acceptable while the guy is driving. Or if your under 14. And even if you get a hj while driving, you gotta clean it up with your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:08pm
  • 5:14 ...worst movie ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Don't, he's better at it then you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:39pm
  • 10:40 i am a girl and i posted 10:15. its just better. ur probably just a prude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:10pm
  • up and down....like you're shaking a snapple.....whats so hard about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:01am
  • let him stroke it himself and then once he's about to cum, but finish him with you mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:05pm
  • stlllll hahaha either way, hj & bj both are horrible so do both. or just go to a bj. id take bj anyday over a hj. when your wasted, the jizz actually tastes good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:00am
  • mmmmm..... mango love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:02pm
  • 9:09 I want to bone you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:22pm
  • stay classy st. louis...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:10pm
  • up and down... repeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm
  • LUBRICATION is essential. Too much friction there can be a real downer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:48pm
  • if your not gonna blow or bone then just send him some sexy pics of you so he can use his own hand to get off cause trust his hands are gonna do a much better job then yours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:40am
  • "And then she pulled out my mushroom tip And when it came out it went drip, drip, drip I didn't know she had the GI Joe, Kung Fu grip"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:45pm
  • i've never been good at hand jobs, thats why i say just use your mouth more exciting for them anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:00am
  • this just goes to show that kids are getting cell phones at way too young an age now, b/c you don't get hand jobs after high school. now way my kid gets a phone that allows texting before turning 17.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Use a good lube and add a few drops of a warming massage oil, don't neglect the balls and every now and then rub the tip/pee hole with your thumb. Throw in a few twist of the hand as if gently turning a knob, that should do the job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:54pm
  • uhhh,,, that's kinda weird 12:31.. not the kind of thing you share..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:11am
  • Short, sweet, and to the point. Hes a smart guy

    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:27am
  • Question: kissing post-bj. Yes? No?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipes and swallow the gravy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I don't mind handjobs every now and then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:14am
  • handjobs are for lunatics. legit. take it in the mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I agree w 9:38. I`d rather go to a rub and tug than get an escort. Especially when she starts with the dirty talk...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:40pm
  • It's all in the wrist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I'd actually rather give a blowjob than a handjob. It's just my preference.

    Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 9, 10 at 4:49pm
  • mangos love you too 3:38, as do i.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:27am
  • Hand Jobs are for pansys. I would rather suck dick any day of the week over a hand job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:38pm
  • My ex used to love getting handjobs every now and then. Required straddling him, heaps of lube/moisturiser, two hands, and a twisting motion. Was mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:31am
  • fuck handjobs. i havent given one since middle school. go straight for the dome, no dude is ever stoked on getting a handy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:04pm
  • I would have to get a sample hand job before I can help u get better!!! ( big tone rides again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Who the fuck leaves comments like this?

    Submitted by juicyjo on Sep 11, 10 at 4:14pm
  • people still do that?? use your mouth duh!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Slow firm steady and lots of spit. He will love it. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm
  • A HJ is always sexier if she talks nasty while she does it....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:38pm
  • You've got to cradle the balls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:01am
  • Yeah, use your mouth!!! :~O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Handjobs are only acceptable if you're either 11 years old, or it's your own hand. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:08am
  • Throw in some cleavage fuck - always makes my man happy, but then, I've got a lot to offer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:30pm
  • 8:48 works for handjobs and blowjobs fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Lube. Lots of lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:00pm
  • hey 9:04, nothing wrong with a surprise handy...as long as it eventually turns to dome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Handjobs can be fun :) I love giving them at the movies... It's like everyone around you knows what's you're doing but can't say anything because as soon as they do all you have to do is move your hand. Oh and I'm really good at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:01am
  • 3:38 why dont you rub a mango on your cock. itd probably feel better than some dumb little girl with blisters on her fingers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:48am
  • Clearly the people saying take it in the mouth are guys. Stfu u perva. This is why you don't have gilrfriends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:40pm
  • dont ever bother with a handjob they can do it way better themselves. but if u refuse to put it in your mouth stand behind him and jerk him off as if he was doing it. do it fast and hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 10:03 your child is going to be a huge nerd then. Unsocial

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 9:04, I want to bone you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:09pm
  • if you HAVE to give a handjob, let him end it by blowing jizz on your face. Not nearly as good as a BJ, but quite fetching nevertheless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:40pm
  • try squeezing it a bit as you stroke thats really good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Here's a tip: "Quit giving Fucking handjobs and take to the Toncils"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:44pm
  • If you need to ask for tips, don't do it. Guys don't dig handjobs. Much easier just to fuck him. A bad fuck is lots better than a good handjob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Put your HAND on my mushroom TIP and do your JOB.

    Submitted by JJ4577 on Feb 25, 12 at 12:33am
  • 3:38 you owned Or was the mango thing immature?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:35am
  • Unless there's a separate term for giving a lady pleasure with the digits that I'm not aware of, why's everyone assuming it's woman-->man? If it's for a lady, then protip: if you aren't using gloves, wash your hands. And don't just jam all of your fingers in at once, that shit can hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:59pm