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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:02pm

    Guys will ALWAYS be able to give himself a better handjob than you ever can. Tip: Use mouth, push on area between balls and ass with hand. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:27pm

    we've been practicing giving our selves handjobs for a good chunk of our lives, leave that to the pro. this is why god made us unable to suck our own dicks, get to work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:49pm

    10:40 who says they are guys? Any girl worth getting with (including myself) knows that blowjobs are a hell of a lot better than a tug.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55pm

    Don't knock a good handy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:47pm

    key to a good handjob - use your mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:19pm

    Hand Job is a Man Job. Blow Job is Yo Job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:38am

    I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. Watching a girl get into stroking my cock is is one of the best things life has to offer. That and mangos, I fucking love mangos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:07pm

    hanjobs are only acceptable when in a populated area where giving head would be wayy to obvious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:17am

    11:19 you are the love of my LIFE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:33pm

    Y'all are stupid. It might not be a kid maybe it's a 20 year old who is waiting to have sex until married

  • Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 13, 10 at 2:47pm

    Tipping is not a city in China!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:32am

    why not just do it yourself? unless I'm driving hand jobs suck...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:45pm

    "And then she pulled out my mushroom tip And when it came out it went drip, drip, drip I didn't know she had the GI Joe, Kung Fu grip"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:15am

    Nothing wrong with a decent handjob mixed in with some dirty talk, ball cupping and a finish over the tits and stomach. \ Start it off slow, build up the speed, slow it down a few times, dont grip too hard and remember to make sure you hand strokes it under the head where all the nerves are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:09pm

    hey 9:04, nothing wrong with a surprise handy...as long as it eventually turns to dome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm

    Slow firm steady and lots of spit. He will love it. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:33pm

    4:59 - manual (hand) sex performed on a female = fingering.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:20pm

    No shit Capt Obvious that's the whole point Men don't want Handjobs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:11am

    uhhh,,, that's kinda weird 12:31.. not the kind of thing you share..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:44pm

    Here's a tip: "Quit giving Fucking handjobs and take to the Toncils"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:10pm

    10:40 i am a girl and i posted 10:15. its just better. ur probably just a prude

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:03pm

    Do it at a medium pace.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:14pm

    Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipes and swallow the gravy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:11pm

    people still do that?? use your mouth duh!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:39pm

    Don't, he's better at it then you are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:31am

    My ex used to love getting handjobs every now and then. Required straddling him, heaps of lube/moisturiser, two hands, and a twisting motion. Was mean.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:46pm

    I would have to get a sample hand job before I can help u get better!!! ( big tone rides again)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:05pm

    let him stroke it himself and then once he's about to cum, but finish him with you mouth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:00pm

    Lube. Lots of lube.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:30pm

    Throw in some cleavage fuck - always makes my man happy, but then, I've got a lot to offer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:02pm

    mmmmm..... mango love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:08am

    Handjobs are only acceptable if you're either 11 years old, or it's your own hand. Period.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:40pm

    I agree w 9:38. I`d rather go to a rub and tug than get an escort. Especially when she starts with the dirty talk...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:04pm

    fuck handjobs. i havent given one since middle school. go straight for the dome, no dude is ever stoked on getting a handy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:48pm

    LUBRICATION is essential. Too much friction there can be a real downer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:39pm

    5:14 ...worst movie ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:01am

    You've got to cradle the balls!

  • Submitted by libbyrxox on Aug 23, 10 at 11:35pm

    Yeh stl!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:00am

    i've never been good at hand jobs, thats why i say just use your mouth more exciting for them anyways

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:40am

    if your not gonna blow or bone then just send him some sexy pics of you so he can use his own hand to get off cause trust his hands are gonna do a much better job then yours

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:01am

    Handjobs can be fun :) I love giving them at the movies... It's like everyone around you knows what's you're doing but can't say anything because as soon as they do all you have to do is move your hand. Oh and I'm really good at it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:08pm

    Handjobs are only acceptable while the guy is driving. Or if your under 14. And even if you get a hj while driving, you gotta clean it up with your mouth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:52pm

    handjobs are for lunatics. legit. take it in the mouth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm

    8:48 works for handjobs and blowjobs fyi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:38pm

    A HJ is always sexier if she talks nasty while she does it....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:26am

    what are you 12 or something??? either suck it fuck it or leave it alone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:27am

    mangos love you too 3:38, as do i.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:40pm

    if you HAVE to give a handjob, let him end it by blowing jizz on your face. Not nearly as good as a BJ, but quite fetching nevertheless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:03pm

    this just goes to show that kids are getting cell phones at way too young an age now, b/c you don't get hand jobs after high school. now way my kid gets a phone that allows texting before turning 17.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:00am

    stlllll hahaha either way, hj & bj both are horrible so do both. or just go to a bj. id take bj anyday over a hj. when your wasted, the jizz actually tastes good

  • Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 9, 10 at 4:49pm

    I'd actually rather give a blowjob than a handjob. It's just my preference.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:54pm

    Use a good lube and add a few drops of a warming massage oil, don't neglect the balls and every now and then rub the tip/pee hole with your thumb. Throw in a few twist of the hand as if gently turning a knob, that should do the job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:09pm

    9:04, I want to bone you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm

    up and down... repeat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:48am

    3:38 why dont you rub a mango on your cock. itd probably feel better than some dumb little girl with blisters on her fingers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:15pm

    10:03 your child is going to be a huge nerd then. Unsocial

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:04pm

    Question: kissing post-bj. Yes? No?

  • Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:27am

    Short, sweet, and to the point. Hes a smart guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:48pm

    It's all in the wrist.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:10pm

    stay classy st. louis...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:09pm

    hey 9:04, nothing wrong with a surprise handy...as long as it eventually turns to dome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:35am

    3:38 you owned Or was the mango thing immature?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:14am

    I don't mind handjobs every now and then.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:22pm

    9:09 I want to bone you too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:52pm

    If you need to ask for tips, don't do it. Guys don't dig handjobs. Much easier just to fuck him. A bad fuck is lots better than a good handjob.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:01am

    up and down....like you're shaking a snapple.....whats so hard about that?

    • Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 9, 10 at 4:47pm

      LOL. I was drinking a Snapple as I read that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:48pm

    Yeah, use your mouth!!! :~O

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:38pm

    Hand Jobs are for pansys. I would rather suck dick any day of the week over a hand job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:59pm

    Unless there's a separate term for giving a lady pleasure with the digits that I'm not aware of, why's everyone assuming it's woman-->man? If it's for a lady, then protip: if you aren't using gloves, wash your hands. And don't just jam all of your fingers in at once, that shit can hurt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:15pm

    dont ever bother with a handjob they can do it way better themselves. but if u refuse to put it in your mouth stand behind him and jerk him off as if he was doing it. do it fast and hard

  • Submitted by juicyjo on Sep 11, 10 at 4:14pm

    Who the fuck leaves comments like this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:40pm

    Clearly the people saying take it in the mouth are guys. Stfu u perva. This is why you don't have gilrfriends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:31pm

    try squeezing it a bit as you stroke thats really good

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    Submitted by JJ4577 on Feb 25, 12 at 12:33am

    Put your HAND on my mushroom TIP and do your JOB.