last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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