is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
