Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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Not only is that sick, but it's an OLD joke.
4:54 -- there's nothing in the text hinting that it was a mom w/ a 9 year old kid...... it could be a dad too!!!!
29 with a 9-year-old kid? Run.
What's worse is going home with the older lady, having your fun session, and then being told to be quiet on the way out so that you don't wake the kids.
Uh huh, like she wasn't just yelling some of the most vile things that she wanted me to do to her. But my heavy footsteps are going to traumatize them.
i think they were attempting a old joke... the joke is "what's the best part about twenty nine year old boys? there's twenty of them"....
thats exactly what is being said, clearly missing the point here 8:42
I feel sorry for your life 4:54
Bad parenting regardless of gender. Children should have set bedtimes and someone should be home (or a babysitter) if they are that young.
8:37 the person that posted this is saying that they went home with a 29 yr old that had a kid who was awake still when they got home. so im sure no sex that night. or maybe.
i agree 11:33 he just sounds like a fucking idiot. . .
It doesnt have ANYTHING to do with 20 9 year olds... 9 year olds wouldnt be at a bar...
7 yr olds get up early too
10:53 no one is impressed.
Good luck with that one.
@ 5:24 - Me too.
@6:16 - True. I just assumed mom. Bad parenting is still bad parenting. LOL.
IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH 20 9 YEAR OLDS
Do you people not get that he's sayin he took home 20 - 9 year olds?
he definitely didn't mean 20 9 year olds when he distinctly wrote "A 29 year old." everything about that was singular. so stop being a stupid person.
I'd tell the kid this is how you were made, now let me blow my load in your mom's mouth.
that has nothing to do with 20 9 year olds, its funny because they left a number off thats why it was submitted
I usually criticize the people on here for their stupidity but that's actually kinda funny. I'm so glad I'm getting married in a few weeks and don't have to date anymore!
That's a bad mom!
I'm still traumatized--my mom used to do that shit! Every week a different guy from the bar home w/her having rowdy sex--UGH!
It's a sign. First, use a condom. Second, don't sleep on the first encounter. Haven't you heard of the three date rule?
are you talking about a threeway?
this was actually funny because I am in my late 20s also and it is hard to stay up late! All the years of partying really do catch up to you!