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  • Not only is that sick, but it's an OLD joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:35am
  • 4:54 -- there's nothing in the text hinting that it was a mom w/ a 9 year old kid...... it could be a dad too!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:16am
  • 29 with a 9-year-old kid? Run.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:51am
  • Mjsiixjriospapayehdy4.!/

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 17, 10 at 4:31pm
  • What's worse is going home with the older lady, having your fun session, and then being told to be quiet on the way out so that you don't wake the kids. Uh huh, like she wasn't just yelling some of the most vile things that she wanted me to do to her. But my heavy footsteps are going to traumatize them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:53am
  • i think they were attempting a old joke... the joke is "what's the best part about twenty nine year old boys? there's twenty of them"....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:08pm
  • thats exactly what is being said, clearly missing the point here 8:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:01am
  • I feel sorry for your life 4:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:24am
  • Bad parenting regardless of gender. Children should have set bedtimes and someone should be home (or a babysitter) if they are that young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:43am
  • i agree 11:33 he just sounds like a fucking idiot. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:42pm
  • 8:37 the person that posted this is saying that they went home with a 29 yr old that had a kid who was awake still when they got home. so im sure no sex that night. or maybe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:10am
  • 7 yr olds get up early too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:26am
  • It doesnt have ANYTHING to do with 20 9 year olds... 9 year olds wouldnt be at a bar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:07am
  • 10:53 no one is impressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:33am
  • Good luck with that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:34am
  • @ 5:24 - Me too. @6:16 - True. I just assumed mom. Bad parenting is still bad parenting. LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Do you people not get that he's sayin he took home 20 - 9 year olds?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:37am
  • IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH 20 9 YEAR OLDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:48am
  • I'd tell the kid this is how you were made, now let me blow my load in your mom's mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:09pm
  • he definitely didn't mean 20 9 year olds when he distinctly wrote "A 29 year old." everything about that was singular. so stop being a stupid person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:49am
  • that has nothing to do with 20 9 year olds, its funny because they left a number off thats why it was submitted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:21am
  • I usually criticize the people on here for their stupidity but that's actually kinda funny. I'm so glad I'm getting married in a few weeks and don't have to date anymore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:48am
  • That's a bad mom! I'm still traumatized--my mom used to do that shit! Every week a different guy from the bar home w/her having rowdy sex--UGH! Yuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:54am
  • It's a sign. First, use a condom. Second, don't sleep on the first encounter. Haven't you heard of the three date rule?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:41am
  • are you talking about a threeway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:40pm
  • this was actually funny because I am in my late 20s also and it is hard to stay up late! All the years of partying really do catch up to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:40am