Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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