do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The best revenge is premature balding
my shit smells like andre
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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