ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
being pregnant is like rehab
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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