OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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