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  • Move to Texas, you'll fit right in.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 12 at 4:47pm
  • Nothing about spitting is attractive. Swallow always. Oh... Were we talking about something other than semen?

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 19, 12 at 4:15pm
  • Is it really impeccable aim when your target is a sink? Would you be impressed if I didn't miss when I pissed in to a bathtub??

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 20, 12 at 12:15am
    • It's not just about making it in the sink, it's about making it right into the drain while avoiding all the dirty dishes stacked up in the sink.

      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 20, 12 at 4:42pm
  • Spitters are quitters

    Submitted by megtheoneandonly on Nov 20, 12 at 2:16am
  • One of my ex's could spit way farther than I ever could, which kinda turned me on in a weird way... To bad she's now happily married to another chick, and is far from feminine anymore... : /

    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 19, 12 at 5:18pm
    • Something tells me you maybe shoulda seen that coming >.>

      Submitted by Soccerga on Nov 19, 12 at 7:26pm
      • Ohh I shoulda, truuuussst me! 10 years later looking back at it all I can say is I was young, dumb, and full of cum, and a total dumbass!

        Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 19, 12 at 7:39pm
        • As long as you learned, just make sure you get what you want out of, our into, her first.

          Submitted by Soccerga on Nov 19, 12 at 8:01pm
  • Spit into their stink? I suppose there are guys out there that would appreciate that.

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 19, 12 at 5:49pm
  • Banjos

    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Nov 20, 12 at 7:48am
  • Your mother must be proud.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Nov 20, 12 at 7:15am
  • Nobody likes a spitter.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 20, 12 at 1:08am