I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize