why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
