All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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