6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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