I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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