Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Randomize
