I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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