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  • 52 43
    Submitted by CptnObvious on Jul 6, 11 at 3:34pm
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    You went to bed holding a wiener?

  • 44 44
    Submitted by happy_hour on Jul 6, 11 at 2:59pm
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    To prevent anyone from asking for a handjob

  • 37 32
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jul 6, 11 at 8:16pm
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    to pull the condom outa your ass, duh. did he forget to tell you it fell off? oh well.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by colan08 on Jul 6, 11 at 2:10pm
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    Why did you go to sleep holding salad tongs...?

  • 45 51
    Submitted by lightblue95 on Jul 6, 11 at 1:36pm
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    You had a battle with salad fingers last night and those were your weapons

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    Submitted by nniikkaayy on Apr 6, 12 at 10:36pm
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    my area code, lol