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    Submitted by CptnObvious on Jul 6, 11 at 3:34pm

    You went to bed holding a wiener?

  • 64 55
    Submitted by happy_hour on Jul 6, 11 at 2:59pm

    To prevent anyone from asking for a handjob

  • 56 56
    Submitted by colan08 on Jul 6, 11 at 2:10pm

    Why did you go to sleep holding salad tongs...?

  • 50 45
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jul 6, 11 at 8:16pm

    to pull the condom outa your ass, duh. did he forget to tell you it fell off? oh well.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by lightblue95 on Jul 6, 11 at 1:36pm

    You had a battle with salad fingers last night and those were your weapons

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    Submitted by nniikkaayy on Apr 6, 12 at 10:36pm

    my area code, lol