I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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