This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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