Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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