People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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