so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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