I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
