Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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