PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have fence marks all over my body
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