Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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