Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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