i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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