There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
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hahaha.....I used to do that when I took the train and there were no seats available to see if someone would offer me their seat.
wooohooo MD represent. what bus was it by the way? haha
8:54 - what about the guy who barks while he, um...finishes? that might just encourage him!
just scream kick and bite ....
that's awesome! i'm gonna do that:)
That is awesome! Sometimes when my boyfriend is checking out other chicks in public I'll say really loud.... "Oh my God honey, I Just felt the baby kick!!!!"
some guys like that.. cuz that means u dont use protection, and they cant get u prego if u already r!
this would be funny... except my 8 month pregnant roommate gets hit on by creepy men on buses all the time.
hahahahahaha i've totally done that before! make yourself look as unattractive as possible to avoid the possibility of getting raped
It should take a bit more to pull off the pregnant look, uuuuuuuuuuunless...............hmmm
HAHA thats an awesome idea!!! I'm totally going to do that i get soooo scared on the bus!
That is brilliant. I'm gonna try that next time I see a creepy guy.
I can't make my stomach look big =/
I like the belly thing. some guys are chubby chasers u know..
oh another one: if you're on the street and some creepy guy is following you, start giggling and talking to yourself or pretend you're puking. If that doesn't work, pee your pants. visibly.
wft is wrong with riding the bus? its cheaper and easier than driving and you dont need to circle the block for an hour to find a parking spot.
i'm sure if you made yourself look fatter than you did before it just gave off the signal that you would probably do anal.
Also, if you're riding the bus, and you're not 15 or below and taking it to school, then you failed.
no shame in riding the bus..it's "greener" that way.
or start making animal noises
He probably figured that having sex with him couldn't be the worst decision you've made if you're riding a bus.
i do that to get a seat on the bus. lmao. nothng wrong with taking the bus. not all of us can afford a car.
hahahahaha, this is brill!
Done this quite a bit. Despite being relatively skinny, if I've had a decent meal I can look 6 months in.
um, 12:18, fuck off.