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  • hahaha.....I used to do that when I took the train and there were no seats available to see if someone would offer me their seat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:20pm
  • wooohooo MD represent. what bus was it by the way? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:37am
  • 8:54 - what about the guy who barks while he, um...finishes? that might just encourage him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:09pm
  • some guys like that.. cuz that means u dont use protection, and they cant get u prego if u already r!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:03pm
  • that's awesome! i'm gonna do that:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:39am
  • That is awesome! Sometimes when my boyfriend is checking out other chicks in public I'll say really loud.... "Oh my God honey, I Just felt the baby kick!!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am
  • It should take a bit more to pull off the pregnant look, uuuuuuuuuuunless...............hmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:50pm
  • hahahahahaha i've totally done that before! make yourself look as unattractive as possible to avoid the possibility of getting raped

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:06pm
  • just scream kick and bite ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:48pm
  • HAHA thats an awesome idea!!! I'm totally going to do that i get soooo scared on the bus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:41am
  • That is brilliant. I'm gonna try that next time I see a creepy guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:45pm
  • this would be funny... except my 8 month pregnant roommate gets hit on by creepy men on buses all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:18am
  • I can't make my stomach look big =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:44pm
  • oh another one: if you're on the street and some creepy guy is following you, start giggling and talking to yourself or pretend you're puking. If that doesn't work, pee your pants. visibly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:38pm
  • wft is wrong with riding the bus? its cheaper and easier than driving and you dont need to circle the block for an hour to find a parking spot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:25am
  • I like the belly thing. some guys are chubby chasers u know..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:30pm
  • no shame in riding the bus..it's "greener" that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:59am
  • or start making animal noises

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:54pm
  • i'm sure if you made yourself look fatter than you did before it just gave off the signal that you would probably do anal. Also, if you're riding the bus, and you're not 15 or below and taking it to school, then you failed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:18am
  • He probably figured that having sex with him couldn't be the worst decision you've made if you're riding a bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:22am
  • hahahahaha, this is brill!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:02am
  • i do that to get a seat on the bus. lmao. nothng wrong with taking the bus. not all of us can afford a car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:27pm
  • um, 12:18, fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:31am
  • Done this quite a bit. Despite being relatively skinny, if I've had a decent meal I can look 6 months in.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 12:46am
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