Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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