What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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