Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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