He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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