i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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