I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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