this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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