I heard we made out
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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