Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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