Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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