so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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