I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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