they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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