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  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:38pm

    thts funny shit i give him props

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:17pm

    OMG I've been in this exact situation b4, it sucks....

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:56pm

    lets hope he was protecting you from stds or lack of condom or something. still, why couldnt you do it for him?

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:01am

    Your ugly/fat or he thought you were dirty

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:29am

    to guy above.....FYL

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09pm

    I've done that before. Honestly, saved my night.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:16pm

    haha was it cameron from evergreen?

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:44am

    aww im sorry about that

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:19am

    Learn how to spell f*** idiot. hahaha.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:50am

    hey r u the girl who just put on "my vagina smells"?

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:23pm

    sex me? wtf who says that? maybe thats y u didn't get any no one f**s an idiot :(

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:12pm

    award for finding the weirdest dude ever. this is not true: hand>Pussy

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:32am

    fat chick for shizznict

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:04pm

    its called priming it, cus if you have sex when you dont think about sex (i.e. you just came) then you last longer and still got a bonner, in this case you just caught them doing it so they got embaraced lol

  • 45 51
    Submitted by thanigga on May 16, 10 at 8:18pm

    hahaa, yo pussy must be rreeaaalllllyyy tore up, haaaa!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:50pm

    really, who says "sex me"??? I think I heard someone say that once...in middle school

    • 50 50
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:17am

      R Kelly says is all the damn time in one of his songs lol

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:45pm

    Good for him. Bad for you. I'm sorry. Maybe he thought you were dirty?

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:13pm

    hahahah holy shit i was going to say the exact same thing as july 3 - 2:50!! either that or "fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay" he was going to sex me... right... was this before or after you took off your helmet, fucktard

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:34am

    he did the katt williams. jerk off first and see if you still feel the same about her, haha fucking epic

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:42pm

    that shit happened to me once too

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:52pm

    same thing happened to me! he was in the bathroom for 20mins.... and later i found out he went to the bathroom to jerk off so he could last longer with me..... i ran away before he could come back...........

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:14pm

    Sweetie, just to spare you the trouble for next time, seeing as though you survived... The incision has go vertically from your wrist to your elbow (NOT horizontally).

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:36am

    OMG, was his name Jack?

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:05am

    uh, sex as a verb means to determine gender. if that was necessary, maybe he didn't do her because he's not bi and didn't want to do anyone whose gender he was unable to determine.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:35am

    Pizza Vs sex with fat ugly chick who smells? Pizza

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    btw it's spelled fuck idk what those asterix are about

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:06am

    i've been that guy, but i was on the couch and she came in on me mid-stroke ... fml lol

  • 51 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:42pm

    Probably just didn't wanna blow his load early.