I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
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thts funny shit i give him props
OMG I've been in this exact situation b4, it sucks....
aww im sorry about that
I've done that before. Honestly, saved my night.
Your ugly/fat or he thought you were dirty
to guy above.....FYL
lets hope he was protecting you from stds or lack of condom or something. still, why couldnt you do it for him?
award for finding the weirdest dude ever.
this is not true: hand>Pussy
OMG, was his name Jack?
fat chick for shizznict
same thing happened to me!
he was in the bathroom for 20mins.... and later i found out he went to the bathroom to jerk off so he could last longer with me..... i ran away before he could come back...........
he did the katt williams. jerk off first and see if you still feel the same about her, haha fucking epic
i've been that guy, but i was on the couch and she came in on me mid-stroke ... fml lol
wtf who says that?
maybe thats y u didn't get any
no one f**s an idiot :(
hey r u the girl who just put on "my vagina smells"?
its called priming it, cus if you have sex when you dont think about sex (i.e. you just came) then you last longer and still got a bonner, in this case you just caught them doing it so they got embaraced lol
haha was it cameron from evergreen?
Learn how to spell f*** idiot. hahaha.
really, who says "sex me"??? I think I heard someone say that once...in middle school
R Kelly says is all the damn time in one of his songs lol
Sweetie, just to spare you the trouble for next time, seeing as though you survived...
The incision has go vertically from your wrist to your elbow (NOT horizontally).
Good for him. Bad for you. I'm sorry. Maybe he thought you were dirty?
that shit happened to me once too
Probably just didn't wanna blow his load early.
hahaa, yo pussy must be rreeaaalllllyyy tore up, haaaa!
hahahah holy shit i was going to say the exact same thing as july 3 - 2:50!! either that or "fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay" he was going to sex me... right... was this before or after you took off your helmet, fucktard
Pizza Vs sex with fat ugly chick who smells?
btw it's spelled fuck
idk what those asterix are about
uh, sex as a verb means to determine gender. if that was necessary, maybe he didn't do her because he's not bi and didn't want to do anyone whose gender he was unable to determine.