Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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