you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
how does that bad decision feel?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now