If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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