Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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