yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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