Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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