when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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